Sunday, January 31, 2010

Worst thing I did this month: January 2010 edition.

I explained (in great detail) to the Boy Child what a brazilian was.

As in "wax".

As in I said, "Sometimes they leave a little lightning bolt or heart!"

And I explained this while at Tae Kwon Do, waiting on class to start.

I don't think I was using my inside voice.

Two rednecks with three teeth between them were listening whilst I explained it.

It's possible their collective jaws are still on the floor.





I'm either the best mother of all time or the worst. I'm not sure which yet.

10 comments:

Allie said...

Ha ha ha, these are important things to know and you are most definitely the best mother! Boy child will thank you some day for enlightening him about women's grooming habits.

Jenski, PhD said...

1. How did this come up in conversation?
2. How else do boys learn this stuff? You did Boy Child a favor!

Nen said...

ahhh...hahahaha!

Doug said...

I vote for coolest Mom.. but more than the rednecks with chins on the floor.. I wanna know what Boy Child's reaction was.

thedomesticfringe said...

Oh, my. What is left to do in February?

-FringeGirl

Meredith said...

i'd love to know how this even came up.

those eavesdroppers were probably thinking "where did we leave those candles again?"

Bethany said...

I say best. Better he learn this stuff from you than someone who has no idea what they are talking about. Plus, you educated some rednecks and that is always a good thing.

NinjaMom said...

Well, at least you didn't tell him about the sphinx. :)

insomniac ellen said...

OMFG!!!

love it. and I too wnat to know how this came up in conversation....

EE said...

When the time is right, I'm sending my kids over to your house for the explanation. This is something EVERY kid needs to know!!!