Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Celebrity Fit Club. AKA: Bitch, please.

Are you all watching this? I mean, I'm sure no one is suprised that I'm watching it since I love television and all things related to fat people. (And yes, I can say that since I'm a Fattie Fattie Boomballaty) But are you watching it? Because I'm pretty sure the devil is directly involved with the making of this program.

The "celebrities" this time? Include K-Fed and Shar Jackson. Remember Shar Jackson? She's the one that Douche-Fed dropped like a hot potato, WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT, to go bang Britney Spears. That worked out really well for him I suppose because now he looks like a pregnant man. He said it, so it's totally okay for me to say it.

I'm kind of loving Shar but in the previews for upcoming episodes? Oh hell no.

Basically, she's standing there telling Kevin how much he hurt her and how her heart is broken and he's standing there like the Fed-her-a-line that he is, smirking. I hate, hate, HATE BEYOND ALL HATE when men smirk like that. It makes me want to stab them in the face. I mean I have a plethora of reasons to want to stab K-Nozzle in the face, but that one REALLY MAKES ME WANT TO STAB HIM IN THE FACE. FOREVER.

Also? Here's how she gets listed on the show:

Shar Jackson, actress, ex-girlfriend of Kevin Federline

It really should say: Shar Jackson, actress

That's it. Who gives a crap if she's his ex-girlfriend? Do I need to create listing for myself like:

Stephanie Snowe, author, ex-wife of a huge assface dickwad?

No, of course not. Even though YES HE IS ONE, he doesn't matter to me. Yes, biologically he's the baby daddy. But HE DOESN'T MATTER TO ME and he doesn't matter to my children.

And K-Asshat doesn't matter to Shar. Or he shouldn't. I suppose he might actually be a somewhat decent father what with his divorce money to burn on new gold chains and being wiggedy, wiggedy, whack and all, but still. Shar didn't need him, ever, and doesn't need to be associated with him either.

So if I could ever get Shar's attention for a minute, I would tell her not to cry. To save your tears for something important, and not some cockslap that smirks when your heart is breaking. He doesn't deserve you. He didn't then, and he doesn't deserve your tears now.

Live well. Just live well. Love your babies, take care of your health, and live well. It really is the best revenge.

(Yes, I know it's just television. I'm avoiding reality right now. Shut up.)


Anonymous said...

I saw an episode of this show at the gym last week and I was shocked at how large K-Fed had grown. I must have missed the drama with Shar, though I'm not the least bit disappointed.

Intelligent Tool said...

I didn't even know that show was still on! After reading this though, I am going to have to watch it now! Thanks :)

Sincerely Iowa said...

I have never even heard of this show. Apparently, I've been living under a rock.

M said...

Oh I haven'te ven watched yet but went "Who the what what?" when I saw those two were there together. Strictly for the drama no doubt.

I love this show. On bagels.

Unknown said...

Between this, Teen Mom and the Jersey Shore I think I can escape reality for as long as I need to. Enjoy!

insomniac ellen said...

oh folks if you want REAL drama queens you gotta check out "RuPaul's Drag Race" on logo--hilariously awesome.

As for Shar--it seems like everywhere she goes, everything she does, she can't escape the whole Brittany-K-Fed thing. People won't let her move on--THAT just totally sucks.

love the monikers for Kevin!!! LOL

Soliloquy said...

Um. Why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel?