Sunday night, I am rinsing dishes off in the sink. Jason comes up behind me and puts his hand on my butt.
Both children, in unison: "DAAAAAAAAAD! GROSS!"
Jason, as is typical, takes this as an opportunity to rub my butt in a suggestive manner. As he has ABSOLUTELY NO HOME TRAINING.
Girl Child, sighing: "I would tell you to get a room. But you own the whole house."