Thursday, June 10, 2010

Hey ya'll!

Do you ever wonder what your dog would sound like if she could talk?

Because I'm pretty sure this girl?

Would sound like Britney Spears. When she was married to K-Fed and the absolute most batpoop crazy. The hitting cars with umbrellas crazy, I mean.

I mostly think this because my dog is always barefoot and in no way ashamed of her farts or Cheeto consumption. And she licks herself a lot and while I don't think Britney can physically accomplish that, she's gross in very similar ways.

I don't know why I imagine my dog as being Southern and kind of trashy. I just do.

Never mind.


insomniac ellen said...

see. a. therapist.


naw--I used to do whole dog/cat conversations with my kids....

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Do you think your dog could be the queen of a double-wide dog trailer?

My cat would soooo be Rahm Emanuel. Seriously.

Did I spell his name right?

Boriqua said...

LOL @ your dog being Southern and trashy.

I'm digging her ears -- they're up kind of like pigtails. :)

Priscilla said...

te hee!