Because I'm pretty sure this girl?
Would sound like Britney Spears. When she was married to K-Fed and the absolute most batpoop crazy. The hitting cars with umbrellas crazy, I mean.
I mostly think this because my dog is always barefoot and in no way ashamed of her farts or Cheeto consumption. And she licks herself a lot and while I don't think Britney can physically accomplish that, she's gross in very similar ways.
I don't know why I imagine my dog as being Southern and kind of trashy. I just do.
Never mind.
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see. a. therapist.
now.
naw--I used to do whole dog/cat conversations with my kids....
Do you think your dog could be the queen of a double-wide dog trailer?
My cat would soooo be Rahm Emanuel. Seriously.
Did I spell his name right?
LOL @ your dog being Southern and trashy.
I'm digging her ears -- they're up kind of like pigtails. :)
te hee!
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