Do you ever wonder what your dog would sound like if she could talk?
Because I'm pretty sure this girl?
Would sound like Britney Spears. When she was married to K-Fed and the absolute most batpoop crazy. The hitting cars with umbrellas crazy, I mean.
I mostly think this because my dog is always barefoot and in no way ashamed of her farts or Cheeto consumption. And she licks herself a lot and while I don't think Britney can physically accomplish that, she's gross in very similar ways.
I don't know why I imagine my dog as being Southern and kind of trashy. I just do.