Editor, who is a really, really, REALLY nice person that I'm considering marrying because she's so darn nice:
Hi Stephanie. Just a quick question. On page 74 you have the following phrase:
"Well, he can just go suck a bag of dicks!"
Did you mean "suck a bag of snakes?" Let me know!
Me:
Hi Editor. No, I actually meant suck a bag of dicks.
Thanks!
Stephanie
Editor:
Oh.
Me:
Yeah. Sorry. I should have warned you.
Editor:
No, that's quite fine. No problem. You're just very creative!
*Several minutes later*
Editor:
Exactly how many is in a bag?
Me:
I dunno. Six?
*Several minutes later*
Editor:
Oh my.
I hope when I said, "Slap the dog and spit in the fire"? She didn't think I really slapped my dog. I would never do that either.
8 comments:
umm, yeah so the editor doesn't read your blog, right?
keep at it girl. some days you are the only funny thing I come across. and I dont mean I'm laughing at you.
Gosh, I would think how many you could fit in a bag would depend on the size of the bag. Also, depending on the situation, six doesn't really seem like enough, ya know? ;)
Hilarious. :)
Hilarious! I do hope we'll see the word "peen" used appropriately. That one is my favorite.
Snort...
I freakin love that she asked how many are in a bag!!
Even my husband chuckled about that. LOL
Hahaha. I love that she asked how many are in the bag. Hilarious.
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