Overhead in a gas station bathroom near Statesville, North Carolina:
Little girl: Why don't you just shut up before I smack your face?
HER MOTHER: Oh yeah? Well you better shut up before I beat your bitch ass!
Me: *AUDIBLE GASP*
Girl Child: *EVEN LOUDER AUDIBLE GASP*
Mother and daughter exit the stall they are sharing. Little girl is approximately 3 years old.
I'm not kidding.
Mother, looking at me: I just don't know why kids don't act right!
Me: I have a pretty good idea why yours doesn't.
*END SCENE*
15 comments:
wow...just wow!!!!!!
oh my goodness.
Oh my dear Lord.
Wow... just... wow.
I'm closer to thirty than I comfortably admit to most days, and I know for a fact my mother would still give me a whipping if I spoke to her that way.
Oh my . . .
holy cow. my mouth is agape in shock!
Oh My GOD! I am flabbergasted. Also, way to say what that stupid woman deserved. You make me so proud.
OMG!!!! That poor kid is headed for the penitentary for sure.
And you are lucky you didn't get stabbed!
Good thing you were in the john--you probably sh#t yourself, right?
WOW.
really ?!?
Good lord and surprisingly not that surprising!!
Wow! That pisses me off and makes me incredibly sad at the same time.
uh. . . what? Really? And how is it SHE didn't get stabbed? Mercy!
So, you actually said that? Didn't just think it? Then, good for you!
One thing I have found about getting older, (over 50,) is that one can speak one's mind with more impunity. Looking forward to seeing what you have to say at that age!
Wow. I am just speechless.
Love your comeback though.
I feel so sad about the life that girl's going to have. What a crazy mother. So glad you escaped unscathed. I bet you walked a little quicker than normal!
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