Sometime Saturday evening:
Me: Hey babe? What time was the rapture?
Jason: Um...six o'clock I think.
Me, checking time: Well, either it didn't happen or we're going to Hell.
After a few moments...
Jason: Should we check?
Me: Check what?
Jason: The rapture. Let's just turn on the news and see what they say.
Jason then turns on Fox News. That's still a head-scratcher, but whateves.
Randomly, Karl Rove is on the screen.
Me: Well, Karl Rove didn't get dragged back down to the gates of Hell. So we're probably okay.
Jason: That's not really how it works.
I fail at the Rapture. I hope that's okay.