I really like Adele. I've liked her for years...ever since I first heard Chasing Pavements.
I like Adele so much that I was moved to belt out my very own rendition of "Rumour has it"
She, she ain't real,
She ain't gonna be able to love you like I will,
She is a stranger,
You and I have history,
Or don't you remember?
Sure, she's got it all,
But, baby, is that really what you want?
Bless your soul, you've got your head in the clouds,
She made a fool out of you,
And, boy, she's bringing you down,
She made your heart melt,
But you're cold to the core,
Now rumour has it she ain't got your love anymore!
So now you know. I like Adele. Really a lot.
Unfortunately the UPS guy also now knows how much I like Adele.
At least he's got a good story for all his UPS friends now.