Ain't no husband like the one I got...

Monday night

Me to Jason: Hey do you want to go see ECU play on Saturday? Someone offered me tickets.

Jason: I don't know. I think I might just want to relax.

Me: That's fine.


Thursday night

Jason to me: Hey! ECU is playing a night game on Saturday.

Me: Yes.

Jason: I was just thinking about it. Have you ever been?

Me: No.

Jason: I've been a few times, but it's been years ago. We should probably go at some point. You know, since we live here.

Me: Right.

Jason: You know we lived in Knoxville for so long and I never saw the Titans play.

Me: Um. What?

Jason: You know. The Titans. The Tennessee Titans?

Me: Um...the Vols? The Titans are the pro team. The Vols are the college team.




Jason: Well. That tells you how much I know about football.





True that Jason.