Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Actual conversation with my husband

"So my new book I'm writing? I don't want you to read it."

"Really? Why?"

"Because it's about my weight."


"So! Then you'll know how much I used to weigh."

"Um, you told you me how much you weigh."

"But I mean how much I USED to weigh."

"You also told me how much weight you lost."

Long pause.

"Curse you and your excellent math skills!"

Really though. It's going pretty well.

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