1) Tomorrow is Halloween. ABUH? Where has this month gone? Heck, where has this YEAR gone?
2) People who are your friends treat you really, really shitty sometimes.
3) How very, very much I love my beautimous pink KitchenAid mixer. I use it nearly every day. And the days I don't use it? I touch it lovingly and say sweet things to it.
4) You can love someone and hate their guts at the same time. It's true.
5) Did you know that El Douche Canoe Jon Gosselin throws Mantrums? And that apparently people care about this? Me neither!
6)It's okay if you get hurt when someone defriends you on The Facebook. It really is!
7)I am never. going. to. finish. my. next. book. NE-VAH. Unless I totally, completely, 100% forgo sleep. And let me just tell you? The book will be filled with the f-word if I do that because I get really cranky if I don't sleep. Just ask the people currently around me. They will verify this.