Boy Child, holding up the tampon which had fallen from my purse: Mom? Why does this say S?
Me: It stands for Stephanie.
Boy Child: Ohhhhhh.
After a moment, Boy Child: So what will Girl Child use?
Me: Excuse me?
Boy Child: S is for Stephanie. That's you. What will she use?
Me: Oh they have ones for her. They are just out of G's right now.
Boy Child: Ohhhhhhhhhhh.