Monday, November 2, 2009

Just clear my path to Hell now, okay?

Boy Child, holding up the tampon which had fallen from my purse: Mom? Why does this say S?

Me: It stands for Stephanie.

Boy Child: Ohhhhhh.

After a moment, Boy Child: So what will Girl Child use?

Me: Excuse me?

Boy Child: S is for Stephanie. That's you. What will she use?

Me: Oh they have ones for her. They are just out of G's right now.

Boy Child: Ohhhhhhhhhhh.


Creamy Silver said...

If only you had named her Rachael, right?

Kathy said...

Oh, you are so funny. Thanks for sharing I needed that.

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Beyond. Awesome.

Anonymous said...

OMG too funny!

Priscilla said...

**sweep sweep**

I'm clearing a path for you now. Follow me.

**sweep sweep**