Tuesday, December 1, 2009

It's a win!

Despite the fact that while driving to the gym I confronted two cars parked in blind curves on the road, someone who ran a Stop sign and nearly plowed into me, someone texting and driving in my lane (hint: it was not THEIR lane), and a bitch in the parking lot at the gym who decided that even though SHE had a Stop sign and I DIDN'T she was going to go right on anyway and when I stared at her in awe, she FLIPPED ME A BIRD, I still had the best day ever.

Because at the gym? I saw someone I knew in the dressing room? And I got to say, "I'd hug you but you're naked. And that's just weird."




Don't you wish you had my life?

12 comments:

Karin's Korner said...

I just don't know anyone who has more fun that you do. Your great!!

Paige said...

You need to tell my mom this--she prances around the gym locker room naked. And she is 66. I so do not need to talk to her like that

SJINCO said...

God, don't you just hate non-drivers!?

You are always having a good time, I really need to take notes..

diane rene said...

I have been away from your blog for months, because, well, life sucks and it's flippen busy ... but this morning (oh crap! afternoon!) I had some spare time and decided to catch up on some reading. all I can say is
THANK YOU!
thank you for making me laugh out loud, all by myself in this messy, house. thank you for giving me soemthing better to do than clean up syrup off my counters, and thank you for keeping me company.
you are awesome.

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