Girl on treadmill next to me at gym to other girl on other treadmill at gym:
OH MY GAWD Y'ALL! Britteny Shakira is SO SMART.
Other girl: Yeah!
First girl: For real y'all! Like last night, I SWEAR TO GOD, she was talking to Connor Taylor Braden Billy-Ray and he was all like, "You don't know what SILLY starts with!" All teasing her and all? And she was like UH HUH! I do too! It starts with a C! And I was all like OH MY GOD Y'ALL! She is SO SMART!
Other girl: That IS really smart! She's SO SMART!
First girl: I know! She's only four! Oh my GOD! She's going to win like, an Oscar or something!
Other girl: LINDSEY! Duh! You mean a Nobel Peace Prize!
First girl: Whatever! She's probably going to like...really smart. Like Victorian of her class or some crap!
Other girl: Then nobody will want to take her to prom though.
First girl, appearing horrified: That would ruin like, her entire life!
I'm not kidding.