Let's just file this one under D for DUH. Or maybe DOUCHEFACE.
And you know? He sucked bad enough that he cheated on his wife. He sucks so hard because SHE HAD BREAST CANCER. He sucks SO FREAKING BAD that he lied and lied and LIED about it. But you know what?
There is a special place in Hell for people who deny their children.
Put your toast panties on John Edwards. For reals.