Everyone I know is hilarious.

My dad, brother, children, Jason, and my niece were at my brother's house. Randomly, we were watching the Twilight movie. I have never read any of the Twilight books, nor had I seen the movie.

This guy comes on the screen:

Not trying to be a big spoiler head here or anything, but in case you haven't guessed? This guy is a vampire.

I know, right?

Dad: Who is that? Bucky?
Me: Bucky Covington, from American Idol?



Dad: Yeah!
Me: No, that's not Bucky.
Dad: Hmm. He looks like Bucky.

Several moments pass. The movie, in case you haven't guessed, is almost hysterically dramatic.

Me: Vampires are all about the drama aren't they?
Dad, who is generally one of the quietest people EVER OF ALL TIME: Look. Bucky is pensive.
Niece, who is fifteen and likely hates all of us at this point: *SIGH*