This guy comes on the screen:
I know, right?
Dad: Who is that? Bucky?
Me: Bucky Covington, from American Idol?
Me: No, that's not Bucky.
Dad: Hmm. He looks like Bucky.
Several moments pass. The movie, in case you haven't guessed, is almost hysterically dramatic.
Me: Vampires are all about the drama aren't they?
Dad, who is generally one of the quietest people EVER OF ALL TIME: Look. Bucky is pensive.
Niece, who is fifteen and likely hates all of us at this point: *SIGH*