So yesterday we had Father's Day. Today I realized I posted "Fathers Day" instead of "Father's Day" like twelve times on Facebook. Because I fail not only at life, but also and most spectacularly, at grammar and punctuation. But I digress.
So when we woke up I said to Jason, "Happy Father's Day. I love you with my entire ass."
And he was all like, "I love you too. Wait, what?"
So I told him, "I would say I love you with all my heart, but my ass is bigger."
I wish it hadn't taken him 10.5 years to appreciate how hilarious I am. But I'll take it.