Monday, June 24, 2013

This really happened.

Son: I think we should decide what our stripper names should be.

Me: Do what now?

Son: Just for fun. Not for actual stripping.

Me: Why on Earth would we do-

Son: Okay, so mine? I think I should be "Melted Caramel".

Me: What?

Son: I'll be all like, "Don't throw no singles ladies!"

Me: *dead*

The end.


Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...


Allie said...

He really needs to be a comedian. LOL

P Flooers said...

LOL! :o)

dspence said...


Misty said...

This is so a conversation my son would initiate... I love boys! They make life RICH!!!

Angie said...

My coffee just about came out of my nose. He is fantastic!