Boy Child and I were taking an evening walk on Saturday.
"Sometimes I really hate Batman," he told me.
"Yeah. He's so mean to Robin. Robin's like, 'No thank you, I don't want bacon on my burger' and Batman goes WHAM! Hits him right in the face and says 'Bacon is delicious!'"
"Well, bacon is delicious."
"Yes, but Batman doesn't have to be such a neglectful douche."
"He's a neglectful douche?"
"Well, yeah. I mean, Robin is his young companion. His ward. You'd think he wouldn't slap him all the time and then be all like, 'I'm Batman'. Like that explains it."
"I think you're right. He is a neglectful douche."
"Yeah. I'll probably still see the movie though."
"Yeah. Me too."