Tonight at dinner:
Me, to family: So, TiVo picked up an episode of The Maury show.
Jason: I wonder why? Oh yeah. Because it knows you enjoy crap.
Me, ignoring Jason: ANYWAY, so there was this one girl? And she was 2000% sure that Big Pimpin' Willie was the father? And it turns out he actually was the father? And after Maury was like,"YOU ARE THE FATHER!" she legit fell to her face and did this amazing, elaborate twerking thing.
Husband: *has no idea what twerking is, but refuses to ask because then we'll know he doesn't know*
Me: Seriously, it was the craziest thing I've ever seen. I don't even know how she did it. Somehow she managed to move her entire butt but not the rest of her body. It was awesome.
Son, to me: I can do that.
Son: I can twerk. Wall twerk.
Me, alarmed: Okay.
After dinner my as my children were doing the dishes:
Me, to son: Okay, show me.
Me: You can twerk? Show me.
Him: Oh. Oh God no.
Two years ago? He would have totally shown me.
The boy is learning shame.
I'm so proud.
You've got the best kids EVAR!
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