Last night, at dinner (notice a theme lately?):
Me, to daughter: Girl Child, who is your Valentine?
Her: Oh, I don't know. I'm don't know if I'll get a Candygram at school tomorrow or not.
Jason: I'm your Valentine!
Her: Aww. Thanks dad.
Me, to son: Who is your Valentine?
Him, barely looking up from the food he was inhaling: Is that tomorrow?
Me: This is why you can't get chicks.
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