The Boy and Girl go to a school which requires uniforms and despite the day, green is not one of the approved colors. The Boy came home today with a shamrock drawn on his hand. When I asked him who drew it, he named a girl that I'm pretty sure is sweet on him.
"I think PotentialGirlfriendName likes you," I told him.
"I doubt it," he said, cheerfully.
"She thinks I'm an idiot," he told me.
"Why on Earth would you say that?" I asked, surprised.
"Well," he replied thoughtfully, "I am pretty stupid sometimes."
I am training him so well you guys. So, so well.