Sometimes when people say, "I'm just being honest!" what they really mean is, "I'm being a huge bitch!". There really is a difference.
If you don't like something and someone directly asks your opinion on it then feel free to politely say you don't care for it. Once. If someone does not directly ask your opinion on it? It's perfectly fine to just not comment at all. Seriously, it is completely unnecessary to comment on every single thing you observe.
It is not necessary to wax poetic for like ten minutes on all the reasons you dislike something, especially if no one asked your opinion in the first place.
How does one get to adulthood and not understand this? You fail at basic adulting. I wish there was a class for you.
Dear Lazy person,
I have explained to you countless times how to perform the actions that you are, once again, requesting I perform on your behalf. Stop being a lazy bag of dick hair and do it for yourself.
Dear people with dogs at the park,
My dog doesn't want your dog to smell her butt.
I'm sorry this is so vexing to you, but seriously. She doesn't like it. She doesn't like other dogs. She's kind of a dick. It's my fault for spoiling her, but she honestly has no idea she's not a person. She is perplexed when dogs try to befriend her. She doesn't like it at all. She gets upset. She gets frustrated. She wants your dog to stop.
Please don't be all butthurt and ridiculous if I ask you to keep your dog in check. I don't want her to bite you. I don't want her to bite your dog. I'm trying to do the right thing here.
Stop being a hole.
Love and hugs!
Can we please talk about this?
Please tell me I'm not the only one who watched this.
Because it was horrible. I mean...not like usual Lifetime movie Mother, may I sleep with danger? horrible, which is it's-so-bad-it's-good-and-I-have-to-watch-it-every-time-it's-on horrible. It was just horrible. In every possible way.
Please commiserate with me.