Last night Jason and I were watching television (and talking...mostly talking). Some commercial came on for a weight loss product. Maybe Nutrisystem. Jason remarked that someone in his family had gained some weight. I told him I hadn't noticed. He then said something about how he'd stayed the same weight for years and years, within about 5-10 pounds anyway.
"MyFitnessPal says I should lose about thirty more pounds," I told him.
"What!" he fumed. "Screw that bitch!"
"Whoever your fitness pal is! She doesn't sound like a pal! She's probably just jealous of how beautiful you are!"
"Babe...it's an app."
"Oh. Well, screw that app!"
And I love him.