Friday, October 2, 2009

Another day, another Boy Child story.

"I think I need to make you some signs," the Boy Child told me.

"Signs?"

"Yes, signs. For your walk."

"That's very nice."

"I think they need to say, 'YAY FOR BOOBS!'. I will make two signs. One will have a boob on it. And the other will have a boob on it. And Girl Child and I will stand together, so it looks like TWO BOOBS!"

"Um..."

"There's only one problem mom."

Oh God.

"Which is?"

"I don't know what boobs look like."


*blink*



"That's not actually your only problem son."

31 comments:

velocibadgergirl said...

LOVE the new look. LOVE! (but not as much as I love you and your offspring)

Lizarita said...

Such a fitting first post! Love it!

Lil Mouse said...

HA HA HA HA HA. Seriously, you crack me up. Also, your little girl looks a lot like you, I never noticed until the picture was in the header and larger than the side photo, but totally! Ha! Oh, well, you don't have a spot on here for name/url so I'll use my google account, mk?

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Awesome new pad, hon! And your son is an absolute trip. Love him!

Jo said...

You made me laugh so hard at this. Love the new blog look too.

Yep, still laughing.

Creamy Silver said...

But wouldn't it be awesome to give them each some paper and markers and see what the artists render just because??

Amanda Daybyday said...

Hee hee. Love it! And the new blog.

queenrandom said...

Love the new blog!

meredith said...

god love Boy Child.... i'm always waiting for the punchline. :)

CPA Mom said...

I want to be boy child when I grow up. just stay a girl and all. hell, you know what I mean.

love the new look!

Anonymous said...

thank you so much for letting us all know where you moved to!!! Love the post!!

Rose

Kimberly said...

Dang that boy is funny.

Love the new digs!

Kristy said...

Fabulous! Love it!

Chrissy said...

The new blog is GORGEOUS! It really is! And I adore the picture of your entire family in the header! You are a beautiful bunch! Congrats on your new online home, and keep up the great work!

Sarah said...

Love the new look and the picture is adorable. Such a fitting first post!

Sharon said...

Cool! I love the new look. :)

Wenderina said...

Congrats on your new space.

M said...

I love you. I love them. I love this. I love the template. I love the site. Oh. And I love the boobs.

xoxoxoxoxo

mythoughtsonthat said...

That Boy Child has the greatest ideas!

And LOVE the picture at the top!

Peace as you start this new blog.

celi.a said...

Hahahaha!

Nen said...

What a Hoot!

Sherri said...

Love your new, fresh look, Steph!
You did great; it is amazing! *You* are amazing! Love you. =)

Bethany said...

Happy New Blog Day! Love the new look.

Mikey said...

Love the new look! Love your kids too :) They're the best!

Heather said...

I am glad you shared your move with us. I love reading your blog. I also have to say that I love the picture of your family :)

judy in ky said...

Superb job on your new blog. I am so happy you shared it with us. Your family photo is beautiful and your son is a dear little riot! I agree with Silver... have them draw using their imaginations.

herewegokids said...

Hahahahaha!! Let him have at it anyway. Love the pretty new blog home and the family pic!!

Twisted Cinderella said...

LOL too funny!

SJ said...

I love the new look! Good luck on this new project...:)

Your boy is funny. And I have to say it would be pretty funny to have 2 signs, each with a boob on it for your walk.

You should have told him to ask Jason...

Anne-Kathrine said...

Awesome new look!

OMG your child totally cracks me up LOL.

PaintedPromise said...

our youngest will turn 18 in April, and i am SO DONE with "young" kids. but i just have to say, not that it would ever happen, but if for any reason you ever need to "rehome" Boy Child... I WILL TAKE HIM!!!!!!!

now seriously i know you would never EVER do that BUT - i seriously would take him!!!