2) Looking at houses online which I cannot afford now nor at any conceivable point in the future.
3) Thinking about food. Oh, yeah. I know. Weight Watchers is based upon the principal that you can have whatever you want as long as you have the Points for it. There is not enough Points on the planet to appropriately encompass the amount of chips and salsa I currently want to eat. Thank you.
4) Pondering why so many people just didn't turn out.
5) Considering various ways to convince people they really want to buy multiple copies of my book. It makes a great gift! Everyone needs one! You can pull out the chapter about how I hate birds and line your bird cage so your bird can poo on it! Or whatever.
6) Looking at my kids and wondering just how I got so lucky.
7) Smelling their rank farts and wondering how fast I can get away. Which is not very (see #1 and the aforementioned Largeness and In Chargeness).
6 comments:
Oh, I ordered it! I've been meaning to so thanks for the reminder. And...I got the last one in stock! Yay me!
I'm with you on WW. Sometimes I'd just like to pick up something and know the points or not even worry about it in the first place.
I think I'll send hubby on a book run to buy your book. I'm home w/ the flu and my library books are super disappointing.
On another note, at my work we have panic buttons. You know, in case any patients go crazy on me, but I really want to press it to see what happens. Rumor is that the fire and police come and the alarm goes off. Seriously.
I love the new blog and new look! Fabulous!
LOL great list lol.
I am pretty sure you could run if you needed to, considering you exercise all the time and are probably in great shape. Even though you would never admit/brag about it. Because that would negate all the self-deprecating/joking around you do about your weight/life.
ps you rock
Your kids have your dimples, y'all are some lucky stinkers!
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