Here's my phone, which I spend entirely too much time on:
Here is part of my current collection of soda cans. Because I don't drink coffee and have to stay awake. 4:30am is EARLY. The green thing is my "Bubba Keg" which is what I drink my water from. Incidentally, if you carry a Bubba Keg into the breakroom and stand anywhere NEAR the coffee pot? A bunch of men get their panties into a big wad and tell you not to drink all the coffee. To which you should reply, "The sticky side of the pad goes DOWN, sir." Yes you should.
My son's fabulous artwork and my "What Would a Unicorn do?" spinner which I use to make all important decision. (Actually? It's taped down to "Impale evil things" so that the decision I always make. It works for me.)
I forget the story about this little man, but he hangs on the side of the wall that separates me and my co-worker so I'm pretty sure she had something to do with it. I do know for sure that one of my co-workers put that little green leaf there to cover Mr. Man's non-existent peen. They are such prudes.
Don't you wish you worked with me?