Friday, February 5, 2010

Why I'll never be Employee of the Month. By Stephanie, age 34

It's no secret that I really love working, or at least the associated paychecks. So today, just because I care (and also because I have a really cool new camera), I thought I'd show you around where I live.

Here's my phone, which I spend entirely too much time on:

Yes, that says what you think it says. And yes, it sits right on my desk. Don't hate.

Here is part of my current collection of soda cans. Because I don't drink coffee and have to stay awake. 4:30am is EARLY. The green thing is my "Bubba Keg" which is what I drink my water from. Incidentally, if you carry a Bubba Keg into the breakroom and stand anywhere NEAR the coffee pot? A bunch of men get their panties into a big wad and tell you not to drink all the coffee. To which you should reply, "The sticky side of the pad goes DOWN, sir." Yes you should.

I believe this is the only threatening sign I have currently.

My son's fabulous artwork and my "What Would a Unicorn do?" spinner which I use to make all important decision. (Actually? It's taped down to "Impale evil things" so that the decision I always make. It works for me.)

I forget the story about this little man, but he hangs on the side of the wall that separates me and my co-worker so I'm pretty sure she had something to do with it. I do know for sure that one of my co-workers put that little green leaf there to cover Mr. Man's non-existent peen. They are such prudes.

The heart of my whole operation. Granola type bars, Diet Pepsi, my mouse, my scissors and various pens. What more does a girl need?

And finally, me and one of my beautiful co-workers who for some reason took a cue from both my children while taking this photo. She's still way cuter than me even with her tongue out.

Don't you wish you worked with me?


Anonymous said...

I totally wish I worked with you!! :)

Little Red Hen said...

And all 17 of her chins showing! *gag* Thanks for sharing that one Stephus Jean ;-)
I also wish I worked with you...oh wait, I do!! And I LOVE it!!

elle said...

You have the BEST smile!

Dawn~a~Bon said...

You're both cute!

Priscilla said...

I wanna work with you too!! Can I work with you? I know it'd be a long long impossibly long drive. Maybe you can take a closer pic of the WWUD because I wanna see all those options. Sounds hilarious!

Also, the headband, Steph's awesome hair, you do it well.

Danielle said...

Thos fiber one bars give me gas, but otherwise, yes, wish I worked with you!

Lori G. said...

I do wanna work with you! You have Diet Mountain Dew can pile and I would have the Diet Coke pile.

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