Thursday, June 24, 2010

Marriage: Day 2539

Jason: "Are all girls obsessed with texting?"

Me: "Pardon me?"

Jason: "Girls. Texting..."

Me: "And I would know this, why?"

Jason: "The women I work with text people constantly! I swear that's all they do all day long is text people."

Me: "I dunno."

Jason: "Do you text people all the time?"

Me: "I send you one approximately every four weeks. That's about it."

Jason: "You send me texts?!?"

Me: *STAREY FACE*

Jason, turning over to face me: "No, really. You send me texts? You aren't kidding?"

Me: "Those ones that say, 'I love you' and 'Please pick up the kids'?"

Jason: "Those are from you?!?!"

Me: "No Jason. They're from Bob Hope."

Jason, frustrated: "That's not what I meant to say. I'm tired."

Me, rolling over: "Goodnight Jason."


After several moments...

Jason: "Bob Hope is DEAD, Stephanie."

Me: "GOOD NIGHT JASON."

8 comments:

Tarasview said...

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Family Plots said...

LOL Le sigh...marriage...it aint for the faint of heart.

Marsha said...

Classic! I love your *starey face* that makes me laugh.

Marissa said...

Sounds like the time I told my husband (in the middle of the night) to not squish the dragon eggs, I wanted a purple dragon to ride to work.

And to take the cat out the freezer.

Ginee Scabrough said...

Classic. Bob hope dead. Men love love them.

Morgan said...

Ahahaha. Oh, man, I seriously almost choked on my soda because I laughed so hard.

Squishybluefrog said...

LMAO! That's great!!!

Priscilla said...

Sounds a little like my conversations with BH. I swear he forgets what I say the moment it leaves my mouth. Or enters his ears. I don't know. C-L-U-E-L-E-S-S.