Jason: "Are all girls obsessed with texting?"
Me: "Pardon me?"
Jason: "Girls. Texting..."
Me: "And I would know this, why?"
Jason: "The women I work with text people constantly! I swear that's all they do all day long is text people."
Me: "I dunno."
Jason: "Do you text people all the time?"
Me: "I send you one approximately every four weeks. That's about it."
Jason: "You send me texts?!?"
Me: *STAREY FACE*
Jason, turning over to face me: "No, really. You send me texts? You aren't kidding?"
Me: "Those ones that say, 'I love you' and 'Please pick up the kids'?"
Jason: "Those are from you?!?!"
Me: "No Jason. They're from Bob Hope."
Jason, frustrated: "That's not what I meant to say. I'm tired."
Me, rolling over: "Goodnight Jason."
After several moments...
Jason: "Bob Hope is DEAD, Stephanie."
Me: "GOOD NIGHT JASON."