On the way home from church last night:
Girl Child: Mom? What's the worst thing you can say to a boy?
Me: *dying of hysterical laughter*
Boy Child: I know!
Me: *wiping tears away*
BC: I know what it is, Girl Child!
GC: What? No, really. What?
Me: I'm sorry. I can't tell you.
GC: Mom! What is it?
Me: I'm sorry, I just can't tell you.
GC: Are we too young for this?
Me: Yes. And you will be. FOREVER.
BC, smugly: I'm a boy. I know what it is.
Me: What do you think it is?
BC: I'm not going to say. But it involves bananas.
Me: *pulling off the road so I don't wreck the car because I'm laughing so hard*
The worst thing you can say to a boy involves tropical fruit?
No wonder I'm so confused.
I sit here in Minneapolis and seriously know NOTHING of tropical fruit or anything else useful either.
love you all, Val
Thanks for playing along! It took me a while to come up with a good answer that didn't involve bananas. Kid are so funny and they just don't get it.
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OK I wanna know! I'm always the one who doesn't get it. whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hahahaha!!!!! Sounds like some of the conversations we have in MY car!
So what's the answer? I guess it depends on the guy.
My 4 year old knows more about how to hook guys than I do. And no it's not as bad as it sounds. Last year in preschool she had a Wednesday boyfriend and a Thursday boyfriend. This year, there's just one interest, but he likes her back so.... Is there any wonder why I got through so much Moscato?
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